How NOT to Give a Presentation

Is there anything worse than sitting through a boring presentation? I'm sure everyone knows what it feels like to want to scream,"SHUT UP!", to a boring presenter. So next time you are giving a presentation, try not to think about cramming information into everyone's head, or if your slides have enough information, or the fact that 3 people are sleeping in front of you. Just think about pleasing the people who are paying attention. Because one of the greatest feelings may be knowing that you have just impressed everyone with your incredible people-pleasing skills.
This website was invented by a sarcastic fed-up employer who would like to tell the world how NOT to give a presentation. And he does just that. Take his advise to heart! It may gain you infinite respect from your peers and future co-workers.